"I
was part of a team of eight colleagues who interviewed
50 people in the space of two weeks. Four to seven people
conducted each interview, which occurred in a small room.
We were stuck in that room for hours. One of the questions
designated for me to ask was what the most formidable challenge
the person had ever gone through. During one particular
interview in which four of us met with the applicant, she
began to share her most significant challenge when the
Director intervened with a follow-up question, interrupting
my chain of questions. Apparently I made an odd face. My
colleague saw me and began to giggle. Then two of us began
to laugh, and we could not stop. At one point, the first
colleague tried to disguise his laughter by blowing his
nose, but this just made everyone else laugh more. All
the while, the interviewee elaborated on the most difficult
challenge she had been through, maintaining solid eye contact
with the Director. It was both equally funny and horrifying
that we were laughing. Soon the Director said to her: I
think we need to ask you to leave until we compose ourselves."
"The
summer internship organization to which I applied had about
ten of us come at once, but they interviewed us individually.
My meeting was towards the end, so I waited there for an
hour before the two interviewers called my turn. They said:
we have three questions that we are going to ask you at
once, and you can answer the three questions in order at
which time we will be done. They told me the three questions,
and I answered the first. Then they looked at each other
and said, 'Okay, that will be it.' Surprised, I asked,
'Well, do you want me to answer the second question?' They
kind of looked at each other and said, 'Well, okay.' I
answered as briefly as possible, skipped the third question
altogether, and left. I got the position."
"I
sent a digital resume and cover letter via email to apply
for a position as a technical writer. Within a few hours,
a message from the director in charge of hiring came via
email. Full of anticipation, I opened the email to find
a terse message: 'your resume is infected with a virus
and has been quarantined.' A person cannot recover from
an infected resume. I did not pursue the position further."
"At
one rather intense interview with a high powered man, the
phone kept ringing and interviewer took the calls long
enough to say that he would call the people later. He seemed
to be telling me that I was a nominally important use of
his time or at least demonstrating how busy he was. There
was some kind of odd power dynamic going on. Then he got
another call, which was clearly from his wife. After saying,
'Hi, Honey,' my interviewer only said three cryptic things:
'is he lucid?,' 'do you need me to come home tonight?',
and 'call me when you know more and can tell me what to
do.' Then he hung up the phone and looked at me."
"I
once interviewed a woman who came in ringing her hands.
I asked her the standard interview questions: what are
you looking for in a job, what don't you like in a job,
what do you need from a boss? To the third question, she
replied: 'I need my boss to be my best friend. I'm so lonely.
We just moved here a few months ago and I haven't made
any friends. I need a friend.'"
"A
man walked in and deemed himself the right man for the
job I had advertised, even though he did not fit in any
sense of the word. After the interview, which highlighted
how badly he and the position matched, he started an email
campaign. Another man wrote to me on his behalf. Between
the two of them, I received at least twenty phone calls
and electronic messages: he wanted the job so badly, would
I please reconsider? The barrage of follow-up finally waned
when I hired someone else, but even then his advocate kept
scolding me for hiring someone else."
"I
had to undergo a ludicrous 500 question psychological examination
when I applied to be a security guard during college. Among
the 500 questions were about 17 questions asking me in
slightly varied ways whether or not I have ever thought
of killing myself. If the exam had not been a scan-tron,
I would have answered, 'No, but the idea is growing on
me every time you ask.'"
"During
a particular interview, the interviewer had a dog present.
The dog became especially interested in my leg. I kept
shuffling and moving to protect myself from the dog, but
the person giving the interview took no notice of the dog
at all. Uncomfortable as this was, I was actually wondering
if it was some kind of test to see if I could maintain
my concentration."